My physician was vaping

 My physician was vaping in the waiting area.


I visit the physician frequently. Being a hypochondriac, when my body even slightly malfunctions, the world begins to fall apart, blood is spilling from the faucets, and aliens have invaded.

I would rather the aliens came to Earth than get sick.

Anyway, my ears were the reason for this specific journey. Wax has been pouring out of my left ear, I'm extremely sensitive to sound, and both of my ears are in excruciating pain. I started to worry that I was getting deaf since I'm a hypochondriac, but in actuality, it's probably just a minor illness.

When I called the doctor's office, the receptionist astonished me by giving

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